Ron, you are stupid.
No, I don’t want to close tonight.
I have to wake up at 5 to OPEN the store.
If I close, I get off at 10:30 (or later, because your wife is inept as shit and I’ll have to do everything), get home at 11, and if I happen to pass out with no interruptions the second I get home, that’s six hours of sleep for a nine hour shift tomorrow in which I do everything important.
And I never get zero interruptions and I’m already nervous.
Sorry, but you’re stupid for asking.