March 2012
People who generalize based on the actions of a...
I don’t like seeing ‘fucking Americans’ on my dash. I don’t like seeing the ‘how would a world be with no muslims’ thing. It’s not cool in any circumstances.
Just.
Jesus, base people off their individual merits. Some people are shitheads. Others are not.
I like to pretend I’m not a shithead, anyway, but go on, generalize some more.
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February 2012
Or you can unfollow me. A plague upon your...
Someone lend me their Wii and Twilight Princess /...
for some reason 585 of you follow me
thanks
because
you must be crazy.
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devilvaginamagik replied to your post: I said to my dad, “I backed my car into a cop car…
Lolol. Dis reminds me of my boyfriends response to a co-worker the other day. She said, “Do you want to take an order?” And he said, “Is that supposed to be a paradox?” And glared at him and was like, what?, you don’t like the paradox? She was pissed
The boss’s wife says a bunch of stupid shit...
I said to my dad, “I backed my car into a cop car the other day.” He freaked. I told him it was a song lyric. He didn’t think it was funny.
His loss.
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while it may take more muscles to frown instead of smile, i believe this statement promotes a sedentary lifestyle.
frown, get your face exercises in.
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i can feel the fear in your bones
it’s healthy
you’re alive
how long?
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I still really, really do not like it when people...
Ron, you are stupid.
No, I don’t want to close tonight.
I have to wake up at 5 to OPEN the store.
If I close, I get off at 10:30 (or later, because your wife is inept as shit and I’ll have to do everything), get home at 11, and if I happen to pass out with no interruptions the second I get home, that’s six hours of sleep for a nine hour shift tomorrow in which I do everything important.
And I...
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I still remember Dave's face.
Not the way it smiled when he thought he’d told a funny joke, or his sarcastic grin or the roll of his eyes. No, nothing like that, of course not. That’d be something of a blessing. I remember his face when he was impaled on a Dragon’s Tooth.
Not a literal dragon’s tooth, mind you, but those devices. The ones that made people…something else. Like a husk of their...
I'm going to go wrap up in these covers and watch...
My coworker guessed dick sizes last week because...
She guessed Blake has no dong and is, in fact, some sort of strange asexual insect, she guessed around 5-6in for everyone else and 6.5in for me.
Uh, thanks, I guess?
You should...
talk to me.
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love is for sissies anyways.
