February 2011
When parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
Apparently it is a terrible, terrible thing to know your parents care. They aren’t just talking about bodily harm. Your car could’ve had a flat, could’ve had something happen, they don’t know, but they want to make sure everything’s alright.
January 2011
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That horrific moment when you're about to hit the...
pureawesomeness25:
selling-my-crap:
you mean like this:
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@ the firebird .gif
no baby no, no, no, no, sweetheart, why.
why would you crash into that pole.
you were so beautiful
i’m crying right now.
Every time you talk about Tumblr like it's some...
There’s like, 12 million registered Tumblr blogs. I realize people may have multiples, but come the fuck on. That’s as many people as WoW has.
Chill your sacks. Don’t follow blogs you don’t like. Derp. Solved all your problems for you.
There are two sides to every story, even Jenny's,... →
Resubmitted an application to Starbucks now that...
Second time’s the charm.
Or third.
If it’s the third, I’ll just cancel my app and resubmit it. :|
rompforlove replied to your post:Filling out an application for JC Penny (Yeah, shut up.)
do you have to be 18 to work there?
Nah.
It’s just easier to find a job at any place once you’re 18.
I applied there, Kohl’s, and Speedway today.
Filling out an application for JC Penny (Yeah,...
and it’s like brand-blowjobs. “I’D SAY JC PENNY IS THE STORE FOR ME”
how am I supposed to hit disagree if I want a fucking /job/ there?
I hate the winter.
Love getting stuck in my driveway ‘cause the landlord’s a douche and won’t plow our driveway even though his workers are over here every single day with the plow truck.
YEP YEP YEP.
magicgroove:
Despair in the Departure Lounge //...
seren-chan:
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Help me I...
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I drive through the dark and the cold.
Snow litters the road in sheets and panes of white, ice rims the edges of the asphalt. Every little rotation of the slightly crooked tires is a chance to send me spiraling into the black abyss. I want to pull over and get my bearings - I was headed south, south, south. Down down down, to Mephisto’s cafe.
The wheel jerks to the right, sharp and hard. I slip my foot to the brake, easing to the left...
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I am bored and alone and and and yeah.
Someone fix it.
now.
It’s quite possible that I’m your third man girl But it’s a fact that I’m the seventh son And right now you could care less about me But soon enough you will care, by the time I’m done
Everything about you is how I'd want to be, your...
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I don't think the Egyptian government gets how...
If every bit of technology was removed, the world would go apeshit. Many people couldn’t survive - and there’s a good number of people who can’t do that already. How do the expect to function with no internet service? They’re not exactly a non-modern economy - shit, having widespread internet access on the level they did indicates a very, very modern economy.
They...
That moment when you play Dead Space for the first...
Need to do laundry.
Chilling in boxers.
Don’t feel like it.
Say what you want about The Mars Volta
but their guitarwork is badass.
Shit, everything about them is badass.
Listen to the opening of Day of the Baphomets.