February 2012
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while it may take more muscles to frown instead of smile, i believe this statement promotes a sedentary lifestyle.
frown, get your face exercises in.
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i can feel the fear in your bones
it’s healthy
you’re alive
how long?
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I still really, really do not like it when people...
Ron, you are stupid.
No, I don’t want to close tonight.
I have to wake up at 5 to OPEN the store.
If I close, I get off at 10:30 (or later, because your wife is inept as shit and I’ll have to do everything), get home at 11, and if I happen to pass out with no interruptions the second I get home, that’s six hours of sleep for a nine hour shift tomorrow in which I do everything important.
And I...
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I still remember Dave's face.
Not the way it smiled when he thought he’d told a funny joke, or his sarcastic grin or the roll of his eyes. No, nothing like that, of course not. That’d be something of a blessing. I remember his face when he was impaled on a Dragon’s Tooth.
Not a literal dragon’s tooth, mind you, but those devices. The ones that made people…something else. Like a husk of their...
I'm going to go wrap up in these covers and watch...
My coworker guessed dick sizes last week because...
She guessed Blake has no dong and is, in fact, some sort of strange asexual insect, she guessed around 5-6in for everyone else and 6.5in for me.
Uh, thanks, I guess?
You should...
talk to me.
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love is for sissies anyways.
people have told me i look like rivers cuomo.
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I am A late night job First to third shift extraordinaire The dull shine of granite tiles The dirty leaves and the grime in the grout Hundreds of people, going plenty of places Cut out of a high-budget indie film Awkward teenage boy with hopes Dreams and Well Aspirations Serving deli-sliced sandwiches From sunrise to set Aching bones and twilight zones Part of the background noise With the long...
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devilvaginamagik replied to your post: My foot’s infected and I’m alone and bleh.
how is it infected!? :/
Swollen, red, tender, hurts like shit when touched, grey spots where I popped a blister. Yep.
“Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans...”
– Bill Maher (via brooklynmutt)
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My foot's infected and I'm alone and bleh.
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fuck you and fuck that guy and fuck you two.
